im fucking platinum

(Source: queencersei)

tockthewatchdog:

mattheuphonium:

kim-jong-chill:

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

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(Source: tibets)

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(Source: amargedom)

kylejthompson:

Plague(2014) - Kyle Thompson

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actegratuit:

Khattin Valery

oswinstark:

madness-and-gods:

Terry Pratchet

I’m fucking crying.
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oswinstark:

madness-and-gods:

Terry Pratchet

I’m fucking crying.

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sarah gettin defensive bout wasps

(Source: conkersradfurday)

thefrogman:

By Ruby [tumblr | twitter | instagram]

(Source: rubyetc)

aseaofquotes:

Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five {

aseaofquotes:

Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed
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shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

johndarnielle:

you know what
I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance
then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad
to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats





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johndarnielle:

you know what

I loved unicorns when I was eleven/twelve years old and then I learned that it was real soft and nerdy to love unicorns so I checked out of the whole unicorn-liking mindset because I felt a need to be hardening myself and copping a dark-stuff-only stance

then when I was 19 my girlfriend gave me a coffee cup with a unicorn on it and on receiving it I discovered that I had internalized some bullshit anti-unicorn stance and it made me sad

to those unicorns who didn’t get liked by me during my bullshit years: my bad, do you like carrots, I will leave a plate of carrots out by the back door, I also have oats

jaclcfrost:

"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression

jasmineberryful:

Biei, Hokkaido, Japan {

jasmineberryful:

Biei, Hokkaido, Japan